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88. EXT.PARK. DAY
At a CORNER of the BUS PARK, MR. BANJO and the SECRETARY are discussing over the running of the PARK.
BANJO
Secretary, I wan make we employ another ticket officer na wey I don commot that yeye boy wey I put honey for em mouth em say e no want.
(Secretary, I want us to employ another ticket officer now that I have finally sacked that foolish boy)
SECRETARY
Chairman, let’s not be in a hurry to do that especially now that we’ve increased the ticket fare.
BANJO
Why you talk so?
(Why did you say so?)
SECRETARY
So that we won’t arouse suspicion.
BANJO
O’ boy na one thing I no like about small boys like una wey go school, una de use grammar spoil things, tell me wetin dey, straight, you de jump around say you de speak oyibo.
(That’s the problem that I have with you young educated people, always speaking too much grammar instead of going straight to the point)
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SECRETARY
Actually, what I mean is that, the drivers will definitely complain if we bring in a new person immediately to replace Jeff, you will agree with me that he’s popular among them.
BANJO
You sure say this thing wey you suggest make we do make sense so?
(Are you sure that this your suggestion will work out?)
SECRETARY
Absolutely Chairman, we’re only going to make it appear that he voluntarily resigned and pretend that we’re not in a hurry to replace him because we really want to take time and get someone like him.
BANJO
Na true 0! Now I see say, cunny (cunning) wisdom full for this your head well-well.
(That’s correct! Your head is full of cunning wisdom)
SECRETARY
Chairman, I take that as a compliment.